Jeden Tag, den ich ausgehe

[root_s2yse8vt]

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Ich gehe aus, zum Beispiel in eine Bar, ich lasse mein Buch nicht in meiner Wohnung, weil heutzutage jeder ein Krimineller ist.

Also stecke ich es einfach in mein Gefängnisportemonnaie

Überraschenderweise begann ich es zu lieben.

Also kaufte ich ein zweites …

Und ein drittes …

Alle gehen in den gleichen Ort

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A true shitpost. Well done.

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People were wondering if there were any backdoors, here’s your answer.

[ANDROSMERE]

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No doubt your Ledger is full of shitcoins.

[Ant1sociaI]

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You ok bud?

[millias_foo]

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Don’t drink and drive as well as smoke and write …

[ExamAccomplished6865]

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Is this a poem? A haiku?

[bobbyv137]

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Seek therapy.

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A study found that nearly 4,000 people are hospitalized each year with foreign objects in their rectums. Over half of the objects were sex toys, and the most common non-sexual objects included bottles, jars, or bottle lids, and crypto wallets.

The average age of the patient visiting the emergency room was 43 years old. Nearly 78% of the patients who were hospitalized were men.

The standard technique for removing a foreign object from the anus involves the combined use of analgesia, sedation, anesthesia, and an attempt at manual removal. If manual extraction is unsuccessful, the object may be removed in the operating room.

[Evil_B2]

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Hope you don’t get rekt(um)

[alex_ontheflex]

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Ledgit ledg-in

[fainje]

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Imagine u r soo mad at something you have so less clue of.

[cryptowalter4572]

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You’d have to be mad to write this, madder to read it and madest to post to it.

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Thank you for sharing

[Grand-Internal1432]

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& here comes the asshole cancer

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When looking for seeds that’s the first place I check.

[IAmSixNine]

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wonder if that voids the warranty?

[AdministrativeAide47]

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Poo-post

[ComfortablePainValue]

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New device feature this guys is looking for Ledger, poop resistant

[Cryptozombie77]

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Who remembers when Do kwon got caught and had a Trezor up his butt

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We’ve said it over and over again, but here we go again: you should shove your RECOVERY PHRASE up in there, not the Ledger device.

While you’re enjoying your plug-in system, someone could be stealing your funds! Be careful!

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u guys are funny. made my day.

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Was worried thAt you gonna shove it up somewhere

[TheCryptoGuero]

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Only ledger fans … that’s why I switched to trezor

[Serialtoon]

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And that kids, is how we renamed Ledger to Wedger.

[pukepail]

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I see this is the modern day equivalent of ass pennys:

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Be careful with wet farts you can lose your coins

[SPYalltimehightoday]

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My kinda cold storage

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I’m not sure what to make of this (crazy, mad/mental, comical, bored), but it made me laugh so, well done.

[Autor]

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